Conversation today with my favorite class:
Student A: Miss Jennifer, how old are you?
Me: How old do you think I am?
Student A: 40?
Student B: 30?
Student C: 18.
Me: That's a good answer!
Student C: No, no, 80.
Me: I don't like you. I'm 26 years old.
Me: I don't like you either.
So the lesson here is don't ever ask children how old they think you are because you aren't ever going to like the answer.